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We aim to feature content from all Kyles who would like to participate and contribute. We will grow with our content so just keep contributing and we will keep expanding! We can't wait to see what you have to offer, Kyle!
When we have enough membership, we will start a regular town-hall style meeting on Zoom or a competing platform, if a suitable alternative exists. We want all Kyles to exercise our voice and bring anything important to the Kyle stage!
KyleClub was born from meme culture. As a Kyle who has always been fairly in line with the stereotype defined by the memes, I have been amused as could be with the meme culture and I have wanted to do something to bring us Kyles together.
A Josh Fight-style scenario was proposed but every theoretical outcome involves
more devastation than I was willing to risk, even in a mere meme. Kyles against
_____ was proposed. (Josh, Brad, Chad, John) The only namesake we saw a major threat in was Chad, but the
world does not need any less Kyles or Chads, and we foresaw casualties in the tens-to-
hundreds of thousands.
So we decided the Kyles need to unify with one another and
channel our energy into chaotic good ideas, that's where most of us Kyles fit in on the
alignment chart.
So in September 2021
Kyle Wilson and I were bullshitting at work one day and the pieces fell in place. A few weeks later, after lining up our ducks, KyleClub.org was registered and KyleClub was born.
I spent my early years in slight-to-moderate competition with the Kyles around me. From about 1999-2006 I was hostile toward every Kyle I met. I would boldly tell them "I am the dominant Kyle". I was only challenged to one fight over many years and many Kyles, and I never lost a fight.
As a Kyle who has gotten a little older and a little wiser, I decided sometime in 2010 or 11 to try to see some common ground with the Kyles around me.
I have taken every opportunity to get to know the Kyles in my life, to reach out. I have really gone out of my way to reach out to the other Kyles I meet and I have gotten to like every Kyle I know.
When KyleClub was proposed, it seemed a natural way for me to make ammends to all the Kyles I was unnecessarily hostile toward in my youth. I aim to repair the relationship between all of us Kyles.
Kyle: if Kyle has done you wrong in the past, give Kyle a chance to come clean with you. We are an intelligent breed that sometimes lets emotion take over. We stabilize significantly in time. If time has passed, count on the fact Kyle has grown and come around. If my experience steers me right, Kyle will exceed your expectations.
-Kyle Johnson, founding Kyle
"KyleClub is here to bring Kyles together and to promote freedom of speech and decentralization of the technocracy we are all wary of. As a Kyle, we are generally skeptical. Now is the time to scrutinize everything!"